While the cat's away...

[Emzi]

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.
They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

[nikko]

[nikko]

A man was driving his car to fast and after some time a police car started to chase him with sirens and lights on.
When he saw he was chased by the police he started to drive even faster, and they went from 160 to over the 200 km/h and more police cars were chasing him. In the end they caught him and he had to go to court.
When the judge asked why he was running away from the police he answered. My wife ran off with a policeman that patrols on these streets.
Then judge asked, are are you afraid of that policeman then, No answered the driver I am not afraid of him I am was afraid that he wanted to give my wife back

[Emzi]

A man was driving his car to fast and after some time a police car started to chase him with sirens and lights on.
When he saw he was chased by the police he started to drive even faster, and they went from 160 to over the 200 km/h and more police cars were chasing him. In the end they caught him and he had to go to court.
When the judge asked why he was running away from the police he answered. My wife ran off with a policeman that patrols on these streets.
Then judge asked, are are you afraid of that policeman then, No answered the driver I am not afraid of him I am was afraid that he wanted to give my wife back

lol

[rosie727]

lol