Bartender: "Evenin' sir -- what can I get you?"
Pastor: "Just a Gin and Tonic please"
After he orders his drink, the intoxicated woman stands up and is so drunk that she falls over, knocks the pastor onto the floor and lands on top of him.
The bartender turns around to serve the pastor his drink and sees him on the floor with the young lady on top of him...
Bartender: "Hey now! We'll have none of that in here, this is a respectable establishment!"
Pastor: "But wait... I'm Pastor Fluff!"
Bartender: "Oh... well I guess in that case you might as well finish
