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Juicy Squirtby rosie727 » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:47 pm

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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by Emzi » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:24 pm

lol that one was on iGoogles joke of the day thing a few days ago. That one had me giggling :D
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by squeezing_mwah » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:55 am

:lol: :lol:
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by rosie727 » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:23 am

cheated on some of the jokes emzi :oops:
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by Emzi » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:32 am

lol, that's ok Rosie.... the ones I've posted on here were nicked from Joke of the Day thingy :D
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by shelby - us » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:45 pm

i need to go to some of those sites cuz i can never remember jokes right
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by rosie727 » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:40 pm

you just google search shelby
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