will the defendent please stand
what do you call a chav in a white shell suit???
the bride
what do call a chav in a box with a lock on IT??
safe
2 chavs in a car without music-whos driving???
the police
why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame???
a nova has 4 seats
what you you call a 30 year old chav?
granny
