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alternative lords prayerby rosie727 » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:19 pm

my vibro, which brings me heaven
rabbit be thy name, til kingdom,
thou makest me water
on earth with with eyes on heaven
give me this day my daily orgasm
and forgive me my screams
as i forgive flat batteries
lead me not into temptation
but deliver me from frustration
for thine is the rotation
the power and the buzzing
forever and ever no men
born to flirt-live to tease
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by Emzi » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:21 pm

haha that's a good one :lol:
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by nikko » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:30 am

lol, it could do with the last line tho :lol: Will give some reactions on this :lol: :wink:

my vibro, which brings me heaven ... ( no vibo needed to bring you to heaven )

rabbit be thy name, til kingdom, .... ( you can call me anything you want babe )

thou makest me water... ( I do my best )

on earth with with eyes on heaven... ( on bed with ceiling mirrors )

give me this day my daily orgasm... ( no problem )

and forgive me my screams.. ( would be offended if you did not scream )

as i forgive flat batteries...( dont need any )

lead me not into temptation...( then dont tease me )

but deliver me from frustration
for thine is the rotation....( ah that is what you mean with get that ass moving )

the power and the buzzing... ( snoring will do ? )
forever and ever no men...( will get boring hehe )
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by rosie727 » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:41 pm

lol
born to flirt-live to tease
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by willdchild » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:47 pm

:lol:
i wasnt born a bitch-men made me this way
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