1. my shaft is bent
2.after 18 holes i can barely walk
3.you really whacked the heel out of that sucker
4. look at the size of my putter
5. keep your head down and spread your legs a little bit more
6. mind if i join in your threeseome
7. stand with your back turned and drop it
8. my hands are so sweaty i cant get a good grip
9. nice stroke
10. hold up..... i need to wash my balls
